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I'm 20 years old, I'm a dork, I want to drive a tractor, and I'm legally blind. I like watching things blow up, and I may or may not have been labled a pyro in the past, I'm insane and love to laugh, I'm shy when you first meet me but once I get used to you, I'll drive you insane. I want to chase boys with tractors and watch them scream, and then make them be my boyfriends. And I may or may not be serious about that, it's just apart of the craziness, I am mentally insane, but the men in the white jackets haven't found me yet. I'm too awesome for them. I say 'epic,' a lot. I usually have a word of the moment, and epic is that word. I can swear like a sailor, and other times say cheesy things like, "Golly," or, "Holy Fruitloops." It really depends on the mood. I hold my cat hostage, and I am as lame as they come. Oh, yeah, I'm the cool lame person, and yes I know that's oxymoronic; but the question is: do I care? That's something I'll have to answer another time, kiddos, for now, read my journal and read the almighty lameness that is my life.

I enjoy long, clever walks on the beach, getting punched in the rain and serendipitous encounters with witches. I really like piña coladas mixed with bleach, and romantic, candle-lit hippies.

And no matter what ANYONE tells you, I do NOT have any obsession with Riku. Honest. Or Ryan Ross for that matter.

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...shh! The baby's sleeping!

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